Parrots and Parronts

What even was that IGCSE english exam. CIE Why? Parrots. It was about parrots. Not to mention Parronts. Parronts are parents of parrots as I have learned. Whilst I may have failed my english exam, AT LEAST I KNOW HOW TO BE A GOOD PARRONT.

For those who didn’t have to sit the exam, I shall provide a summary of what the first story was about:

Harrold has no friends and no sense of humour but he does have a bird who isn’t even his bird but he loves the bird and the bird is called Beryl and one day Beryl flew away and Harrold never recovered and has been having trouble at home ever since mourning for his bird which isn’t even his bloody bird.

Confusing.

So basically question 1 asked you to write a letter to his friend about whether he should take up a job he has been offered at his pet shop but with the problems at home, he is not sure. FIRST OF ALL, WHAT PROBLEMS? Maybe I really messed up but as far as I could find, the only problem he was having at home was the fact that Beryl ran away. If I was Beryl I would run away too. Did I forget to mention that Harrold’s full name was ‘Harrold Sparrow?’ Great names CIE, great names.

The second question was the classic, find 8 descriptive words or phrases. One of the descriptive words happened to be ‘Splatter-gunned.’ Good word, good word. In one of the paragraphs it asked you to talk about, the only word I could find was ‘loud.’ Great.

The next passage was about how to be a good parront. There isn’t even a definition for parront on urban dictionary. But a parront is a parent of a parrot if anyone is interested xoxo.

Well anyway there is just a splurge of feelings on my last exam, it probably doesn’t make any sense unless you too sat the exam but hope you enjoyed by splurge anyways.

!HASTA LA VISTA!

Biology on Tuesday yay :)))))))))

 

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Easter and more exams

HEY IM BACK!!!!!!

So much for it being a holiday. I am so fed up with revision I can’t even cope ugh. Its so gorgeous and lovely outside and I am stuck in doors revising. Exams will be the DEATH of me. On a brighter note, I went to London for a couple of days and bought some brand new MAC eyeliner which I am LOVING. My Kat Von D eyeliner has run out đŸ˜¦

I took myself to an art museum in London and they had a really funky exhibition on about selfies n stuff and it was SICK. I also went to a Lindsey Stirling concert WHICH WAS AMAZING BTW OMG I CANT EVEN SHE WAS AMAZING.

Just before easter my dance school and I all went to manchester to compete in UDANCE which was such an amazing experience as well as being extremely nerve racking. Plus, on the Friday we arrived at, we got to go to the Trafford centre and I haven’t been shopping for literally months so that was FAB. Now I have no money left but oh well :)).

On the second day we had lots of workshops which were all so so so different but so cool and in the evening we performed and it went so well!!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, AS SOON AS I FINISH ALL MY WORK IT STARTS RAINING??????

Right so yesterday I went into McDonalds because who doesn’t love a good McDonalds and as I was walking through the door a girl turned around and said to her friend ‘ew what is she wearing.’ I was wearing a black tennis skirt and a black top. Why do people judge others? Why even say it? Why say it out loud to purposefully hurt me? Thank god I am not the person I was last year because if I was, that comment, even though its tiny, would have eaten me up. However I am stronger now. But what I don’t understand is why some people think its acceptable to say those sorts of things, and shame others for being individual. Individuality is a beautiful thing, people should embrace it rather than shun it because its different. Do not ever make people feel uncomfortable about being themselves because that is horrible and stupid comments can impact people harder than you think. Anyway rant over đŸ™‚

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CYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,

tabs xoxo

 

 

New Year, new shoes

HI ITS ME AGAIN,

I haven’t been able to post recently because I have been doing my mocks, ugh. SO. MUCH. STRESS.

I went on a MASSIVE Topshop shopping spree at christmas and it was the only day when I didn’t have to think of exams. And then I realised I had spent all my money. Apparently it is due to snow over the next couple of days so hopefully it will snow enough that they cancel school and I don’t have to face my physics mock xoxo

Today I got asked to be on the radio and play live!! I don’t really know much about it because I found out like 2.5 seconds ago but I am so exited. And nervous. IMMA BE ON THE RADIO!! All I know is that I will be interviewed and then I will play live!! EEEEEEKKK!!!!

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I had an english mock today on poetry and prose and I am 101% sure I did badly. I am still not sure how this whole blogging thing works so if anyone could give me any tips that would be great..

I don’t have any interesting things to say this week unless you wanna here about my exams so imma go now cyaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

……………. go follow my insta @Princesstabbii 

XOXO

TaBz

UPDATE- The snow did not settle đŸ˜¦

Christmassss

HI ITS ME.

I went to this christmas lights festival thingy and it was freezing so I left but the lights were really pretty so it was worth it. There were fireworks and they were like only 10 metres above my head so I had to jump down from the wall and I landed in a puddle. I also got some trainers from TOPSHOP and got them really muddy so rip.

They are super comfy though. And sparkly. And pretty. And cool.

I finalllyyyyy managed to get my camera working so prepare to be spammed with plenty of super pointless photos xoxo. My friends have promised that if I write them an essay on how much I want a Thrasher T-shirt then they will buy it for me so right now rather than writing the 10 english essays due in on Wednesday, I am writing an essay on how a Thrasher T-shirt will change my life.

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Also, I have spent more time deciding what I want for christmas than revising for my mocks so rip me. IM SORRY BUT CAN YOU BELIEVE I HAVE TO REVISE OVER CHRISTMAS!!!???!!!

I have successfully managed to hand tame my hamster and it is quite an achievement for me considering I have spent the last three weeks chasing her around my room trying to catch her. One morning I woke up and she was just sat on my floor staring up at me.

I ordered some tops off boohoo and they were both really nice except one of them I physically could not pull over my head. Like it was impossible. I spent half an hour trying and failing to put it over my head. There was no zip or anything? It was impossible and I tried to get my younger sister to fit it over her head but even she couldn’t and she is TINY. However the other top was sooooooooo nice and velvety. I tried out stone fox as well and I LOVE IT. I ordered a bralet and it came within like 24 hours and it was soooooo pretttyyy.

Anywaysss imma go eat some food now because I am SOOOOOO hungry.

CYA xoxo

KatVonD eyeliner and other news

HI ITS ME KIDS!!!!1!!!!!!!1!!!!!!

Its been a really long week. I have so much school work to do and for most of the week I have been working and sleeping. More sleep than work. Sleep is good.

Not gonna lie, it’s kinda been a shit week. Having major problems with my social life.  P.S my mum gave me her Kat Von D eyeliner today. I am obsessed (please see photo attached). Much love for my mother xox. It is possibly the best eyeliner I have ever used.

Even though this week has been hard, I still had a fantastically brilliant time shooting people with lasers 2night. (Not real lasers, it’s a game). It’s in a weird barn and it smells a bit funny but it’s still really good. I came last. Shoutout to my siblings and one of their hen-parties.

Currently sat in my best-friends house and we are both ill together. Honestly think we should be in quarantine. Don’t underestimate the power of a cold. You have been warned.

I finished watching season two of Jane the virgin and it is definitely the best show you will ever watch. Also, Kylie Jenner has released her holiday specials but I only have 45p so rip me. Any donations to the ‘get tabby cool makeup’ fund would be greatly appreciated.

I went into town today and bought some earrings with my bus money, who needs public transport when you can walk. New look is good for jewellery, everything is so cheap and some of the stuff is really nice.

As you obviously already know (bcos I keep complaining) its been a long week. I need to sleep.

Cyaaaaaaaaa